Diabetes Late Nite Mystery Radio
Here’s part six (and final part) of the script for Divabetic’s Diabetes Late Night Mystery Theater podcast starring Mr. Divabetic, Mama Rose Marie, Jennifer Martsolf from Trigg Laboratories, USA Today Best-Selling Author Tonya Kappes, author of the novel ‘GOOD LIKE THIS’ Peter Arpesella, Leisa Chester Weir, the Charlie’s Angels of Outreach (Neva White CDE, and Patricia Addie-Gentle RN, CDE) and Lorraine Brooks. Listen to the podcast for free on demand at divabetic.org, blog talk radio and/or i-Tunes. Enjoy:
Narrator: Thank goodness that is over, and everyone is safe! No one really suspected sweet Mama Rose Marie of being a two-faced killer. Yet who could believe that a master of disguise would pretend to be her in order to frame Mr. Divabetic of murder!!!.Thankfully our quick-witted host is just as quick on his feet!*
Oh, for shame!
But you won’t kill DIVABETIC!
We’ve now exposed your evil game…
You’re nothing but pathetic!!
MAX: Wow, I always knew my cardio kick boxing classes at New York Sports Club would come in handy one day – Tonya!
TONYA: I’m not so sure about that but I will say that Jennifer’s tube of lube, sure did help.
JENNIFER: I always say every girl should carry some Platinum lube. But in this case. it was a lifesaver. It helped make our hands slippery so we could untie them without Randolph noticing.
TONYA: Yeah, once Max let out that scream like Miss Piggy. We made our move. Randolph lost his focus and Neva, Patricia, Jennifer and I were able to wrestle him to the ground
NEVA: Then, Jennifer squirted some lube on his gun so it slipped out of his hands just as the police arrived
PATRICIA: We certainly lived up to our name, the Charlie’s Angels of Outreach! Fighting for justice.
NEVA: One of all and all for one. GLAM MORE FEAR LESS
TONYA: I hope they don’t mind that the gun is covered in lube.
JENNIFER: It’s fine. The police are big fans of our product. Everyone uses it.
MAX: Tonya, you were one step ahead of everybody. You knew something was up with my Mom. That’s why you asked me to trick her into thinking Neva was hosting the podcast. Did you know the whole time that it was Randolph?
TONYA: Honestly, I had no idea!
MAX: He has a screw loose but he got one thing right.
TONYA: How so?
MAX: The pharmaceutical approach to stopping diabetes isn’t doing enough when compared with the overwhelming health statistics that we’re all fighting, it’s like David and Goliath
NEVA: And Goliath is winning, big time!
PATRICIA: It’s ridiculous. There’s so much money being spent on phony cures like Cure Sugar Now.
Neva: We need to shift the focus away from ‘miracle’ cures to empowering people with diabetes to feel more confident in their ability to manage their self-care like we do at Divabetic. On this podcast and at our monthly meetings. Until there really is a cure
TONYA: So … if people with diabetes don’t feel empowered then they fall for scams and phonies like Randolph Kincaid and products like Cure Sugar Now
MAX: See, right there’s where we lose the battle! We can’t treat people with diabetes like they are an afterthought
PATRICIA: We need to keep empowering patients to take charge of their health
JENNIFER: But what can you do? Especially if you’re fighting against those odds?
MAX: Jennifer, there’s only one thing we can do and that’s to go on with the show!
Narrator: Well that was certainly an interesting evening at Divabetic Studios! Randolph was arrested and taken to jail, but he wasn’t charged with murder, but with fraud, for selling his useless dietary supplement SugarCure. The autopsy report revealed that Loretta Goner didn’t die from the knife wound to her back, but she had a heart attack from taking too many supplements! Randolph Kincaid stabbed her as she was experiencing the symptoms of a heart attack. Let this be a lesson to you, my listeners, to talk to your doctor before you decide to add any supplements and/or over the counter products to your daily self-care regime. I’m also happy to announce that the real Mama Rose Marie is safe and sound. She was out of town during this whole ordeal at her 50 year Mercyhurst college reunion. She’s now home curled up reading the newest Charming Crime novel by author, Tonya Kappes.
Mr Divabetic and I would like to thank our sponsors: Dr. Greenfield’s Diabetic Friendly foot and hand creams, Cabot Cheese and Nu Naturals for their ongoing support and SONY MUSIC for giving us permission to play songs from the award winning Pink Panther album by Henry Mancini. We all hope you enjoyed tonight’s special edition of Diabetes Late Nite – and remember – GLAM MORE, FEAR LESS!!!*
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